All you do is sleep and eat, you disgust me.
and don't try to be cute and give me that look...you didn't work for that food.
Love and Kisses your human overlord
PS. Be sure to tell your fellow cats and dogs without homes that immigrate into our society that they are not real cats and dogs, but even bigger moochers then you guys. We here are going to start rounding them up and sending them back to Egypt (well the cats anyway).